Break ups... They always seem like the right thing to do. Until you find yourself all alone on the couch with your cat watching Cougar Town feeling lonely and depressed. Most likely I'll be drinking a huge glass of wine thats filled to the top not bothering to sip it slow.
Why is that when you break up with someone you seem to always be thinking... is this what I really want?
If you're like me you would be finding things to get your mind off the guy you just dumbed. For example, sleeping with other men, getting wasted till you end up calling a booty call, go shopping, and then finally realizing that everything you're doing is pointless because your somehow on the phone with the guy you just dumped 3 days ago.
This is whats wrong with me, I seem to always forget why I dumbed him in the first place. I always seem to think about the hot body he has and his sexy eyes and him only paying attention to me. I never seem to actually stop and think about the fights and how fucking annoying he is and how much I want to hit him in the fucking head with a bat when he talks. For some reason I tend to want him to take me back after I dump him just so I can remember why I dumped him in the first place.
Now that I have him back, I'm now pondering on how I should break it down easily for him. I was to say something like, "Hey, you're hott but every time you open your month I want to cry at such a waste of life. Since your personality is clearly not good enough." or "Hey, go switch personalities with someone I like and then get back to me."
xox
Dylan
