Sasha eventually moved out of her parents place. She was only 18 and already moving out! I was so excited. She's my real friend to move out. I helped her move her stuff in. I pretty much lived with her. I actually stayed with her for 3 months straight. In the time of me living with her we decided to break out of the nest. Instead of moping around about our ex boyfriends we took a road trip to whistler. On the way there we listened to Taylor Swift and Swollen Members. (What a great mix of songs eh?) Once we got there we stayed at our friends Joeys place. There was 4 people living in a 3 bedroom place. It was smaller then Sasha's place and she only had a 1 bed room. We ended up getting 3 large bottles of vodka. (In Canada we call them 2/6's. I think in America you call them gallons? I don't remember.) We also got a 12 pack of beer. Only 4 of us were drinking this. It was going to be one fucked up night.
After we all got back to Joeys. We drank more then we should have. Random people came into his apartment. I made out with all of them even a lesbian and a gay guy. I ended up going to bed and the lesbian came into the room. She got on top of me and started making out with me. To be honest I didn't even care. We ended up making out and she started to finger bang me. It kinda hurt because her nails were a bit long but other then that it was all right. When I got up in the morning I smelt this weird oder. I was so hungover I fell onto the ground. As I lift myself up I realize I had no top on. I looked around for my bra and shirt. I found them by the door. While I picked my white tank top up I saw blood. I then panicked and checked my whole body to see if I was bleeding. I wasn't so I checked my underwear to see if I got my period. I didn't... WHAT THE FUCK!! I thought. Where the fuck was this blood coming from? I then found my shorts... They had blood on them also. I tried to remember what that girl and I were doing. She wasn't wearing any pants either... and she was rubbing herself on me as well. OMG SHE HAD HER PERIOD! I remember I was trying to go down on her and she kept saying no because she obviously had her period! I then got out of the room quietly and saw that her and the gay boy matt were up talking. I acted casual because I didn't want to embarrass her. I kinda felt bad. I said hello and tripped over a duffle bag. I think at that point I was still a bit drunk because I started laughing really hard. They joined in as well. We ended up talking the whole morning it was at least 8:00am by this point. I end up forgetting why I got up in the first place then I remember. SHOWER TIME!
After I took a shower I put on my panties and bra with high socks. I looked like a girl who belonged in a porno magazine. Everyone was going outside to smoke and I really wanted one so I left with just my panties bra and high socks. Sasha was laughing at me and so was joey. I could feel the girl who was a lesbian staring at me. Once we got outside Snow was everywhere and I had to admit I wasn't even cold. I just stood there like it wasn't even a big deal. People walked by and stared. Did I care nope. Oh and guess what out of all the people in whistler that I could run into while in my bra and panties. I ended up running into CHAD. Awesome, now I look like a freak. What ever, I didn't even care. Chad acted like he didn't even notice but I saw him stare.
After that smoke we got ready and headed for the village. We ended up going to white spot because they were having a good deal for pitchers. We got 6 pitchers and they were each 6$. After white spot we got a bit drunk and ended up at the Hilton hotel bar. I got 5 caesars. I was trashed at this point. Then we got more liquor from the store and went to Joeys to pre-drink. After Joeys we all ended up at Moe Joes. It was a club in the whistler village. Sasha started telling the bartender that it was my birthday. He gave me a free shot. Then Sasha and I went and sat on the bar stools. My cleavage was literally hanging out and so was hers. Sasha and I started to pretend we were lesbians. We made out and then took our tops off. We got at least 5 free shots. Guys started chanting. One guy put his had on me and Sasha started to scream at him to fuck off. We actually tried to pretend we were lesbians but it wasn't working so well. Once we left Moe Joes I blacked out and woke up in the exact same bed I woke up in the morning before. I was so hung over I couldn't even put my clothes on properly. Sasha said it was time we should head home even though it was 7am. We ended up packing our shit and headed home. Sasha had to pull over because I had to vomit. Once I vomited on the side of the highway I could feel my nose burn up. Vodka came out of my nose and mouth.. Gross. The way back home we couldn't stop laughing about the stupid shit we did and how a lesbian girl got her period blood all over my clothes. I had a lot of fun for what I could remember.
part 11 will be up tomorrow
xoxo
Dylan
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